I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli. More funny George Bush quotes
Once, during prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. More funny W. C. Fields quotes
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. More funny Andy Rooney quotes
I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting. More funny Andy Rooney quotes
come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. More funny Erma Bombeck quotes
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. More funny Johnny Carson quotes
McDonalds announced it’s considering a more humane way of slaughtering its animals. You know they fatten them up and then kill them. You know the same thing they do to their customers, isn’t it? More funny Jay Leno quotes
Noncooks think it's silly to invest two hours' work in two minutes' enjoyment; but if cooking is evanescent, so is the ballet. More funny Julia Child quotes
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four; unless there are three other people. More funny Orson Welles quotes
Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better. More funny Robert Redford quotes
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. More funny Woody Allen quotes
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